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2007!

2007-01-06T16:15:00.000+08:00

Hello! :D This blog's super dead! So, ChewYingYin shall come and rescue it! Haahahha.

Okayokay, its 2007 and we all are in different classes, but obviously, ALL of us still miss 10706 so so so badly! ):

Our New Classes!

Jaslyn : 201
Nicole: 205
Shihui&YingYin: 206
PeiYin: 208

Only me&shihui are in the same class! We still sit at the same table during recess, not with our new classes. Aw. We ask each other bout the day, complain bout the teachers and about some of the people in our class :D And seriously, we have to go out soooon! Likelike, take more pictures together and stuff (:

Byebye!

P.S our darling Jaslyn's having the time of her life sitting with CherylFong and JieMin! :DD She loves it so so so much! Hahahahaha

bonkie the monkey

2006-09-12T21:10:00.000+08:00

yippee! today i gt adopted by the bonkersBANANAS. haha. let's see, i love munching on bananas. BUT i do NOT munch on my beloved owners.
name: bonkie
dob: 12/09/06
owner: the bonkersBANANAS
eh, i heard there is a girl named charcol princess and she is in love with her beloved black horse prince. when i was roaming abt the raffles' plantation to familiarise myself with the place, i saw the charcoal princess furiously smsing someone. i crept up and looked over her shoulder to see that she was smsing... guess who... yes none other than the black horse prince. erm the content of the msg was too disgusting to be posted. if i did post it, the police will come after me for improper language. let's just say tt the msg was nt meant for my innocent mind :). hmm. but since the charcoal princess is also part monkey, maybe i shall try my luck and try to gain her affection. however it will be an uphill task as they are known to be inseparable. she is currently smitten with the black horse prince. i will think of a million and one ways to make her see that i am thousand times better than the black horse prince. look out black horse prince. haha.
moving on. my owners have nt decided on my gender so they still refer to me as an it. i will update when they have decided on my gender. i hope its soon cos i dun want to be neither here nor there. u get wat i mean.

What a Wonderful Dream...

2006-08-10T22:48:00.000+08:00

Hee. Guess who's back! It's me, your lovable mutt Nono! Ain't I just cute? Oh yes, that's my version of the president wave in the photo. I would've been at the NDP if not for my owner -.- I could've been even more FAMOUS than I am now but you have to admit, I already am quite well-known *smirks* Oh and the other day, I had a wonderful dream! I was doing my rightful duty as a guard dog when I saw a huge BEEF PATTY roaming outside the house. As you know, who can resist a temptation like that? So, I squeezed outta the gate and began chasing the BEEF PATTY. Boy, was it fast! However, no one in history could ever beat ME so I leaped and sailed through the air so gracefully...and my mouth went CLAMP! on a huge chunk of the BEEF PATTY. It was SUCCESS for me but little did I know that both of us were just outside the 'palace' of the CHARCOAL PRINCESS (go figure who that is) At once, I knew I wasn't going to live through this. The CHARCOAL PRINCESS immediately defended her BELOVED BEEF PATTY by calling, "Oh my beloved, what has that filthy mongrel done to you?" You can tell how insulted I was. I regretted ever letting myself chomp on the BEEF PATTY. I was totally GROSSED OUT. The princess gave me a KICK that sponsored me a trip around the world. I wouldn't want to disclose what happened to me next so let's cut the story short. The princess and the beef patty lived happily ever after. sigh. No more beef patties for me! Well, this may be a dream for me but the CHARCOAL PRINCESS and BEEF PATTY do exist. HA.

new member! -'YIN

2006-07-31T10:24:00.000+08:00

yea. we have new member and she has alr posted lah.
many pics of her in earlier posts!
fret not though she s like bimbotic and barbaric and all... well we will not let it affect the blog!!! the BANANAS RULEZIT!
lawl.
we as the fun-loving BANANA bloggers are proud to present to u....

(drumroll....)
yingyin!

and i must remind u,
ÝIN is like me and not her. LOL!

-snacking
ýin

SUPPORT FRM MY PLANTATION! ---shihui

2006-07-30T19:31:00.000+08:00

wheeha! though im the tiniest-weeniest banana in this whole plantation. as the top few heads (haha) of the plantation, i shall hereby declare my plan for yingyin and hansiang which nicole and i had squeezed our brain juices to think of a way to make it a success! hahahaha.

these are the procedure:-
(nicole, i need yr help! edit if i made any errors. :D or am i not to reveal?)

nevermind. i shant reveal first. in case they dont co operate. BUT!

DEAR PLANTATION!
I NEED YOUR HELP. TRULY. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOUR SUPPORT FOR IT WILL BE A GOOD MOTIVATION FOR ME! AND NICOLE. :D
REASON: IT'S ALL FOR THE FUTURE OF THE MONKEY,YINGYIN. WE HAVE TO GET HER MARRIED OFF SO SHE WONT GOBBLE US. AND TATA! WE WILL LIVE IN HARMONIOUS AND PEACE AND SHE CAN LIVE WITH HER MONKEY PRINCE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! HAHAHAHAHA.
YOURS SINCERELY,
SHIHUI
THE SHORTEST BANANA.

hahaha! yingyin. dont u DARE delete this post.:D

new blogskin! -yingyin

2006-07-30T15:48:00.000+08:00

whee! new blogskin! this skin is much nicer & cuter than the last one! also, this one doesnt make it look as cramped up and all XD HEE. well, i think we need to change the tagboard colour. looks weird! x/

anw, this year's ndp was nice! wahhaha. watched the preview. gonna post the pics on my blog =D anw, it IS fun okay! done typing. BYEBYE.

NDP!!! [those buggers]- 'YIN

2006-07-29T17:52:00.000+08:00

ello ppl. our blog has hope!!!
sheesh in the wake of the national day which is like on 8/9 or 9/8 i oso dunno, i m obliged to use the nation's color.
whoa the freaking chim-ness (pardon my spelling ladies and gennulmen).
whee. u will be seeing more one the buggies! like our dearest cabbies are more patriotic dan me

see wad ta mean?
it was like i was sitting in the car after trng and i looked out and it was like i saw t3h buggy was like some toy car with the little flag flying round.
it concerns the nation's pride so i had to post this
tt shud end the post
and some one tell those cabbies to take those flags off.
DISGRACE
talking of grace there was this gurl called grace at the competiton she bowled well. like WEELLLL
so until the end dunno wad happend and she just chionged to the bottom and didnt get into step-ladders and cried, PITY PITY

-out

little Nono's very first post---a big leap for canines

2006-07-24T09:39:00.000+08:00

RRRFFF! HELLO EVERYONE!
It's Shihui's dog Nono here! As you can see, I'm an exeptional genius dog as I can make full use of my paws to type! I'm even smarter than my pathetic owner and I'm going to abandon her at the SPCA soon. MUAHAHA. Tell me which other dog can do this! I may be an old dog but I'm not senile yet. I can tell from what SUCKS big time and what does not. For the first time in history, I feel sorry for my owner. SHE HAS THIS MEAN GREEN TEACHER FOR COMPOUTER STUDIES. Well, too bad for her XDDD I shall name this teacher of hers: Ms. RR (the 2nd R stands for RAT). She absolutely resembles one. Maybe her ancestors committed some evil crime and were punished with the curse of their descendents looking all like rats. HA. What a logical theory! Don't you think so? Firstly, her nose is SHARP and UPTURNED, just like a typical rat's. What adds to her description of a rat are her TEETH. Totally gross. Don't ask me how I know of all these. I attended my owner's computer studies class to enhance my IT skills and obviously my owner doesn't know. One day I shall surpass her intelligence. She thinks I'm dumb but for your information, I'm just ACTING DUMB. I better go home now or I'll get caught and I'll be punished!!!!! You wouldn't want cute and innocent little Nono get punished, would ya? Woof! RRFFF! (Bye Bye in dog language)

2006-05-19T14:46:00.001+08:00

ying yin the silly ol screwed up girl again. she is FOREVER getting into trouble lorh! den who help her? ME.
so she fell down during p.e. when we were like playing netball k. n jas said maybe its her fault cos she was marking yingyin n den we helped her up to J block which was like sickeningly faraway. n i still had to forgo recess for her packet of ice n she still complaint tt it was like how heavy. DAMN IT. actually i didnt exactly starve lah. i bought some cup jelly thingy n got biscuits frm someone.
so i helped her like throughout the day cos she went back to her papa clinic n came back. but s we all noe yingyin is not tt ungrateful so she bought popcorn chiken for the GREAT-BANANA-RESCUERS. rite now i still got darn 2.4km jog/ walk blah blah. mann 2mrw is the special open house thingy. i going to sch too!

WARNING: To all GEPPERS out there trying to mug their lives away... throw the papers n chuck the books. that's the spirit mann.

sorry couldnt upload pics of her hand. you'd wanna see it manns
speedy recovery to the frail woman who also hurt her eye n knee,
that shud end the post BYE!

2006-05-08T10:01:00.000+08:00

yy screwd again. face all red n hair tied in 2!!!

omg. tt day was boring. s in more so than the others. we had health check n english SA. oh manns. den emily saved us frm falling into deep, REALLY deep sleep. long live emily!!! xD rite she asked to take pics to send in 4 competition thingy. took some time of the lssn!

how bored we were (yingyin tinking of someone *ahem* special ...)

CupCornConcoction- p.y

2006-05-06T19:12:00.000+08:00

ello. was so boring i tink nicky was like siao liao.. both of us were like eating n she started pouring tealeaf egg soup INTO the corn!!! so turn off lah

STUPID longbeans---jas

2006-05-01T16:40:00.000+08:00

Now, for the post on longbeans i promised. longbeans are a lot of irritating creatures who poke their noses into other ppl's business. they appear when they are unwanted(which is all the time).they think they rule the world(which they don't) and they make it their business to make sure that every single one of us are like them. NO WAY i m going to be like them. i will NEVER be like them ever. oh and they have a screw loose. that day i saw a longbean writing on the board. and it wrote all sorts of crap. after that, the longbean would read what it just wrote and laugh to itself. like a maniac some more lor. sad case of mental problem. that's what you will become if you are a longbean for tooooo long. haiz sad lah sad. but still got alot of ppl idolise longbeans. they say stir-fried longbeans very nice to eat. but not nice at all. the longbeans very chewy and stubborn. the bottomline is BEWARE of longbeans which look harmless. remember the ones that look harmless are really harmful ones. they can destroy you if they dont like your face and they feel like destroying someone. anyway the nxt post maybe i will write about some ppl who are like a block of wood.

Continued from the BANANAguidebook for DUMMIES---nicko

2006-04-28T15:24:00.000+08:00

3.You'll never know what's under the peel of a BANANA...so be cautious...
Oh well, i shall stop crapping here...i can't believe there's going to be so many TERRIBLE TESTS next week! AHHHHHHH!i hate tests...urgh...but there's no choice but to take em...today was such a BORING day that all of us played with our hands during assembly!haha. we tried to bend our fingers as far back as possible and other lame stuff like that.i mean...how interesting can a speech on elections be? we even had to resort to playing with our hands...oh and we got this really MEAN english teacher today...SHE'S JUST PLAIN MEAN and boring of course! thank goodness she didn't catch me dozing off during her lesson today or i'll be a BANANA skinned alive!!! SCIENCE was especially boring today too...we were all ignoring the teacher and starting our own conversations.i seem to find every subject boring.i guess that's just the way it is.this might be abrupt but that's all i feel like writing now.BYEEE

the daily life of a BANANA ---jas

2006-04-26T20:35:00.000+08:00

the daily life of a BANANA is pretty much the same as tt of a human...
we too haf to put up with the same disgusting earbiters, gold diggers and irritating ppl as u. oh and longbeans are VERY irritating and big-headed.
lets start with the earbiters. i mean wat kind of ppl wld want to bite their own ear off?!?!?! showing all the disgustingly crooked teeth with the disgusting braces.next up is the gold diggers.they are the richest of their kind.earning as much as $100 per day(depending on their harvest...)their motto:the harder u dig the bigger ur harvest.although it will more disgusting when u dig harder.enough abt gold diggers.now for the irritating ppl.everywhere u turn there will be someone who is irritating.u cant rid the earth of these ppl they are here to stay unfortunately...enough disgusting habits for now...i think i am going to puke if i continue(the image stayed fresh in my mind)stay tuned for the post on longbeans...

BOUNCYbanana--shihui

2006-04-26T16:59:00.000+08:00

sushi is here! (:
blogging here due to the great demand frm my beloved fans. hoho. *winkwink* 2 bananas have blogged and so shall I. As th shortest banana in this big big plantation. i shall say the benefits of being short.
1. you can always sleep during assembly. (:
(prefects! spare me!)
2.you wun have difficulty sitting down.
(especially when u cross ur leg like ---> x)
3.you get to bounce but at the same time not get noticed by prefects.
(just in case they book you for not touching the ground)
4. escape fast through crowds.
(but u get to smell lots of body odour. lol)

so... if you are as short as me. or SHORTER than me. dont get upset. just rmb this tips! hoho. byee.

"things YOU can(or MUST) learn from a BANANA"---nicko

2006-04-26T15:22:00.000+08:00

1. leave your peel behind if you have to when in dangerous situations eg. while turning into a BANANA milkshake?

2.the BANANA dance is the most famous dance on earth. to master it you're a genius.
here are the lyrics:
all the BANANAS in the WORLD UNITE!
peel BANANA, peel peel BANANA!
chop BANANA, chop chop BANANA!
shake BANANA, shake shake BANANA!
): eat BANANA, eat eat BANANA!

thanks for holding on long enough to endure the BANANAguidebook. i can't think of any more stuff to list ALL BECAUSE MY BRAIN JUICES WERE WASTED ON A STUPID GEOG TEST TODAY!!! i can't believe how the brain of a geniusBANANA can go to waste just like that...ok im done with my speech. REMEMBER...MEMORISE THE BANANA GUIDEBOOK for DUMMIES!!!

kangaroos r dangerous lot of creatures--- p.y

2006-04-26T14:50:00.000+08:00

ello. f*ck the kangaroo. she was hell lot of suckin up to koala. sry guys if u dunno wad i m tokin bout. but she actually brought koala to c the silly ol bird nest wif some not cute bird. lik huh??? wad s the big deal. n den the koala came to scold us 4 not doing the wrk n reading comics. i tink naruto's funner dan setting some retard survey quest. den the nubtard came n pick on us! saying wad she ll throw it back at us if it doesnt meet her expectations?!? see the wad the frustration's all bout. the noob kangaroo. if she ever dares to try n book US... haha actually nth i can do. we r just in sch ta make life pleasant 4 others so wad de heck u wanna booki us 4??? PATHETIC LUMP OF SHIT. anw tt shud end the post. x)